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Dummy Defense Guide

Dummy Defense tapes & secrets

Quick answer

Four secrets matter. The Crystals Tape (3 documents + 1 VHS around the lobby) unlocks the MKI Titan Dummy purchase. The Sphere Faction tape triggers by spam-clicking Players in matchmaking. The Elyndra is a 4-step tape quest, and Angelo sits past the statues if you noclip around.

Dummy Defense hides four secrets in the lobby, and two of them are the only route to a tower purchase. Each is a tape: a pickup, or a quest line that ends with one, which plays on the lobby TV and fills in the game's backstory. None requires winning a match — they are lobby and menu hunts. Everything below tracks the community wiki, checked September 30, 2026.

A giant mechanical warrior trading energy beams with a ninja-clad figure

The Crystals Tape

The headline secret: three documents and one VHS tape are hidden around the lobby. Find all four items and the badge is yours — then you can play the tape through the lobby's TV.

The reward is a purchase right: MKI Titan Dummy becomes buyable in the shop at level 45, for 31,999 Bricks with a $22,999 placement cost. The old wiki calls it an easy get — the catch is that exact item locations are not spelled out in public sources we can verify (checked September 30, 2026), so it is a genuine search. Sweep every corner, prop and back room.

The Sphere Faction News Tape

This is the random one. Open the matchmaking UI and spam-click the "Players" selection. On a lucky trigger, a Sphere Dummy appears, gives a monologue, and hands over the tape — playable on the lobby TV like the rest. There is no documented way to force the trigger beyond clicking repeatedly, so treat it as an Easter egg you trip over while queueing. The badge text calls it a "secret chance", which is exactly how it plays.

The Elyndra Tape Quest

The newest secret, added in the September 2026 update cycle. The Elyndra is a four-step quest — complete every step in order, 1 through 4 — and it pays the Void MKI Titan Dummy shop skin, a tag, and a tape for the lobby TV.

The steps themselves are not documented in public sources yet (checked September 30, 2026), so there is no walkthrough to hand you. One related note from the wiki: the Sphere Dummy was originally meant to unlock via The Elyndra badge — in the current build, it is the Plague Doctor badge that puts it in the shop.

Meet Angelo

Angelo gives no tape — he gives the story. To find him, noclip behind the statues where the long road is and walk until you reach the map border. He shares "lots of lore about the game", and the badge is yours for the trip. No mechanical reward; it is simply the cheapest secret on this page to tick off.

What each secret unlocks

SecretWhere to lookReward
The Crystals Tape3 documents + 1 VHS around the lobbyMKI Titan Dummy purchase (level 45) + watchable tape
Sphere Faction News TapeMatchmaking UI — spam-click PlayersTape for the lobby TV
The Elyndra4-step quest, steps 1-4 in orderVoid MKI Titan Dummy skin + tag + tape
Meet AngeloNoclip past the statues, walk to the map borderAngelo's lore
  • Badges — all 14 badges and what their quests unlock
  • Gamemodes — where Undead Mode sits in the mode list
  • Titans & bosses — the MKI Titan Dummy this tape hunt buys